Jugaar and Me

A smart worker which i have always been or u may say not so politely a lazy and crazy one here are some of my adventures and their results..
1 cut polythene bags in size of copy covers and ironed them….sticky iron. ……
2 clean iron with toothpaste….every family member needed no perfume but smelt minty clothes. ..

3 Applied banana ,mayonese hair pack..

Neighbour hood pet dog sniffs my hair. 4 too much of gulab jamun syrup….use it for tutor s tea……No water and sugar needed but an unbearably sweet tea…

5 cant find pressure cooker whistle…put screw driver in it….result burnt stomach with cooker lid jumping like bungy jumper. ……..
…6 no time to go to parlour on party day….iron daughter hair with Press….result…burnt hair………………….7 no barber in Covid…but collander or big doodh ki channi availability for sons hair cut…….PK sJaggu taiyaar without makeup….

8 orrange essence in house with mousssami chilka half cut ,pulp taken out and small wax candle inside…..result burn oranges smell all-around………………..9……make beutiful flower design with lady fingers dipped in acrylic colour on plain kurti…..results 250grm bhindi barbaad………….10. Too much salt in daal…put aata balls….result kachi rotiya in daal…….11…mobile falls in lauki sabji while having lunch….microwave for 2 minutes…..results…a irreversible non repairable phone. 12…..to make dhokla soft add eno….result over bubbled bessan. 13 Jeans old…make kids swing…..result the kid was among shots attached with 2 strings tied with 2 doors. 14…..small soaps left…boil them together to get a hand wash….result….sticky discouloured and unn smellable mass..15..mosquito repllent with neem oil and kapoor….result…macchar party at house…….16 perffect eye brows with beard trimmer..results purchasing eye brows pencils for half eye brow erased…17 child has to write favourite dishes…utilise 5 lines with receipie of khichdi…1 katori daal 1 katori rice 2 katori water 2 table spoon ghee 1 table spoon jeera and salt to taste..4 whistles khichdi and receipie writing both ready 18 Making pink roses with tissue paper….result some pig s ears and face if we stick black buttons! 19 Colouring white canvass shoe with tooth brush dipped in poster color…..results rotten cherries design on them as i squeezed them while walking. 20..no light in house…switch on gas warm paani kaa lottta and press clothes….result burnt fingers…..aaj hansaane ke liye hacks kaafi hein yaa aur likhoo?