Laaalaji Keee Tond Mei Chaala Court Case

Laala Gop guppangam daas the Pumpkin of his wife Umaa devi s eyes is at clinic of Dr Divya…he has been suffering from non stop Burrrrrrps ,and complaining non chain se lying down syndrome with a Petoo that can compete with Son of Shiva Shakti who rides mooshak ,his further complaint is non closing of 4 th button of his Shervaani and laces of his Reebok shoes whom his Germany returned neice Supriya has gifted him! As Doctor divya puts her stethoscope on laalaji s Tummy which was last night treated by popping up Pachnol ,,Pudeen hara ,nimbu Sodaa ,eno ,Ajwain and massage of hing on navel…she hears court proceedings……..
Lalajee had attended Lallan and maaltis wedding party last night and like a golgappa on skates skeeied each stall….

Legal proceedings Dr Divya hears…..

Tikki Shri hazir ho……aapko laalaajee ke pet mei hulchul machaane ke dosh mein summon kiya gaya hei…….huzoor gustakhi maaf mei tto gol gol aaloo ki bitiya hoo ,mere Crispy pane ko tto lalaji ne danhi aur sonth daal ke pilpilaa diyaa…mei apni vyatha kis se kahoo?……….
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MomoMaharaj kee peshee ho….kyaa tumhi vo badmaash ho jisne laalaji ke 50 inch ke pet ko 60 inch kar daala? ….kaisee baat karte hei Janaab ,mei tto china se narram garam aaya thaa aur aate hee mujhe talaa gaya ,tandoor mei bhoona gaya aur mirchi ki teekhi sauce mei dip karke khaya gaya …bhla meri kyaa galti?..

Mr Pizza may be summoned….Good morning my lord ship but how can i ever cause trouble to laalaji s stomach ..i m just back from Baba rahul gandhi s nani s house and m busy adjusting my cheese ,origano and capsicum onion!…………………,……
.Maddddem Sushee must be produced ….Konichiva….my lord,how can i cause problem to Lalajee s stomach , i m his favourite idlee s Japanese cousin soft ,steamed and healthy……………….Paneer Tikka brother of singer Mikka ko laya jaaye……Tunnak tunnak tunn ,tunnak tunak tun taaanaa naa… judge saahib…how can I a naaa cheez cause…lalaji s A C D T and me……i m the most heathy dieters protein choice ,i can never harm any one…….

Chowmein Rani ko hath karee lagaa ke katghare mei laya jaaye..
..your lordship, how can u accuse me ? Do u know my mausi ki beti MAGGI is indas most cooked 2 minutes food…how can i but be a cause for Lalajees stomach rumbling and grumblings?……………………………………………………. Miaa kulche matar hazir ho..
Mere pyaare judge saahab ko humare badde taooojee bhature kaa aadab aur humare maamoo chhole kaa salaam……sahibe aalam hum tto sharafat se aapko lutf dete hei hum kaise laalji ke pet ko Dukha sakte hei?……………..Pandit Raita Misra haazir ho….aap pe lalaji ko badhazmi karaane kaa aarop hei,aap kuchh kehna chaahenge…
Ye kaisee naa insaafi hei…hum ko tto bass failnaa aata hei Janaab kehte kehte raita fell down….

Veg biryaani ko turrant arrrest kiyaa jaaye…aap mei mojood masaalo ne lalaji ko raat bhar pet mei jwaala mukhi jalaaya…nahi your honour nahi ,ye sun ne se pehle meri saari sabjiya kyu nahi ubbal gayee…sarkar humm to chawlo ko rangat aur zayka dete hei hum gunah gaar nahi hei. Baby Gulab jamun ,munni rabree aur mausi Vanilla ko sunvaee ke liye bulaaya jaaaye….inpe ilzaam ye hei ki laalaajee ko lalchhaaaa ke aur 3 ,3 plate khilaa ke bhee ye unki laar tapakwaatee rahe…..Your lordship humei sazaa dene se pehle aap humari chashni Mein gotaaa lagaa kar tto dekhiye,sab mirch kaa ehsaas bhulaa kar hum chain kaa ehsaas denge. Before dr Divya could hear more court proceedings and prescribe acidity and digestion medicine her nasal taste aromas forced her to leave her clinic and run to near by haldi raam to order a RAAJ KACHORI!