Samadhi Through Golgappe

Golgappa,Pucka ,Paani poori Battasse or Water balls are said to have been invented by Draupadi when Kunti asked her to make a delicious dish with wheat and some left over vegeies! The round ,crispy ,mouth watering and tempting snacks has been my favourite and staple food since i learnt that tounge s taste buds bloom like flower as soon as the Spicy water tingles the mouth. Since its been a norm that my favourite friends have always been taken by me to a Paani poori waala to strengthen our bond of love over Balls of water. Lets notice different kinds of eaters there….there is no Doctrate or phd degree in Golgappa eater behavior or i would have also been Neem hakeem Doctor……….

Lets start with the 1. Freshness concious eater…..bhaiya aapke aaloo kitne baasi hei ? Aap kitne dino mei gol gappe talte hei,ye sonth ki shelf life kyaa hei? 2. Hygine concious…Bhaiya aapne hand wash kiye? Bhaiya aap gloves pehen ke golgappe khilaenge ,bhaiya kyaa aap bisleri water use karte hei? Bhaiya aapki disposable plates sanetised hei? 3Diet concious….bhaiya baked golgappe hei? Bhaiya aata golgappa mei bran hei? Bhaiya olive oil ke golgappe hei? Bhaiya please give me without aloo and sweet chutney! 4 ..1 plate ho gaye kya….there is another lot which asks how many golgappe in 1 plate and how much is it for example its 30 rs for 6 golgappe after each 3rd Golgappa they ask…ek plate ho gaya, 4th Golgappa…20 rs ke ho gae, 5th bhaiya 20 rs ke oopar ek rupya nahi denge acche se gin ke khilaaiye! ………………………………….5 the mazze lekar taste lekar khane waala……bhaiya dheere dheere khilao, bhaiya abhi plate mei ek hei thora pyaar se dheere dheere deejiye……………………..6 Over eater …..bhaiya khilate jaana please gin naa matt ghar pe aaj maid chhuti par hei and i dint want to cook so after eating 30 golgappa and 5 plates they say bhaiya 1 plate aur khilaado…Golgappa wala gets scared kahi ye glutton plate hee naa khaa jaye………………………

7 Muft eater….after eating a whole lot they ask bohot mirchi thee ek sookhi paapri dena,the golgappa wala gives it and after eating that free one they ask bhaiya ek golgaappa sonth lagaa ke dena, vo bhee khaaya tab tak golgappa wala keeps praying in heart abb tto ye jaaye warna poori dukaan loot lega…………….
.8 Farmaish ke badshah……bhaiya thori mirchi aur daalo ,bhaiya aaloo kam bharo ,bhaiyya meethi sonth mat lagaao ,bhaiya danhi daal ke khilaana ek….

9Confuser…some client confuse Golgappe waala s mind as bhaiya ek aate ka fir ek sooji kaa fir ek sookha fir ek khatti chutney kaa……….
10 Khaansi badshah….they eat one Golgappa and then cough so much as if there lungs will come out and co eaters and bhaiyya get scared weather to put oxygen cylinder on them when they ask for another golgappa showing their hand as Congress I s sign…all ok..

11Chor eater….as soon as golgappa wala bhaiya is busy making papri chaat plate for another customer these people casualy pick well decorated golgappa under their tounge as snake sneaking crows eggs and gobble it before he objects……

12Jhalle ,foohar or clumsy eater…
They either keep breaking the golgappa till it reaches their lips or keep dropping its water in bowl or their clothes………………………………………..13Baaverchi eaters….they keep instructing the golgappe wala bhaiyaa…aaloo 1 chamach daalo ,chana aadha chamach daalo , 1 chutki namak,1 chutki mirchi ,1 chutki bhoona jeera…abb aaya naa taste. 14 Noise pollution eater…they take all types of burps and hiccups while eating Pu ch kaa scaring the co eaters……………………………………. 15 High fi eaters…
Bhaiya aap credit card accept karte hei? Bhaiya aap mall mei kiosk kyu nahi khol lete ,bhaiya aap chef cap pehna keejiye. 16 Dhamkee dene waale eater…..Bhaiyya kyaa aap m.c.d dwara registered and regularly checked hei? Bhaiya aapke nail barre hei…i ll complain to hygine department…Bhaiya aapne paani mei colour daala hei …i ll complain to food adulteration department 17…The happy go lucky ones……khush ho…chalo gol gappe khaayei, celebrtion of promotion…lets celebrate with Paani poori, had a bad day…puchka will uplift mood. …….

Which category each of us identifies with…lets write in comments