Some Good Jokes of My Favorite Mulla Nasruddin, Just for Fun

Sastang Pranam Swamiji.

Today let me share some light moments with all of you. While surfing the Internet, I stumbled upon the collection of some really funny Mulla jokes which I want to share. Please have a fun read and increase your life span by a few seconds with improved blood flow!

1. Mulla Nasrudin went to the psychiatrist and asked if the good doctor couldn’t split his personality. ”Split your personality?” asked the doctor. ”Why in heaven’s name do you want me to do a thing like that?” ”BECAUSE,” said Nasrudin! ”I AM SO LONESOME.”
2. ”What’s the idea of coming in here late every morning, Mulla?” asked the boss. ”IT’S YOUR FAULT, SIR,” said Mulla Nasrudin. ”YOU HAVE TRAINED ME SO THOROUGHLY NOT TO WATCH THE CLOCK IN THE OFFICE, NOW I AM IN THE HABIT OF NOT LOOKING AT IT AT
   HOME.”
3. ”What’s the idea,” asked the boss of his new employee, Mulla Nasrudin, ”of telling me you had fiveyears’ experience, when now I find you never had a job before?” ”WELL,” said Nasrudin, ”DIDN’T YOU ADVERTISE FOR A MAN WITH IMAGINATION?”
4. Applicants for a job on a dam had to take a written examination, the first question of which was, ”What does hydrodynamics mean?”Mulla Nasrudin, one of the applicants for the job, looked at this, then wrote against it: ”IT MEANS I DON’T GET JOB.”
5. The boss was asked to write a reference for Mulla Nasrudin whom he was dismissing after only one week’s work. He would not lie, and he did not want to hurt the Mulla unnecessarily. So he wrote: ”TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: MULLA NASRUDIN WORKED FOR US FOR ONE WEEK, AND WE ARE SATISFIED ENOUGH.”
6. ”I will bet anyone here that I can fire thirty shots at 200 yards and call each shot correctly without waiting for the marker. Who will wager a ten spot on this?” challenged Mulla Nasrudin in the teahouse.
   ”I will take you,” cried a stranger.
   They went immediately to the target range, and the Mulla fired his first shot. ”MISS,” he calmly and promptly announced.
   A second shot, ”MISSED,” repeated the Mulla.
   A third shot. ”MISSED,” snapped the Mulla.
   ”Hold on there!” said the stranger. ”What are you trying to do? You are not even aiming at the target.
   And, you have missed three targets already.”
   ”SIR,” said Nasrudin, ”I AM SHOOTING FOR THAT TEN SPOT OF YOURS, AND I AM CALLING MY SHOT AS PROMISED.”
7. A rich widow had lost all her money in a business deal and was flat broke. She told her lover, Mulla Nasrudin, about it and asked, ”Dear, in spite of the fact that I am not rich any more will you still love me?”
   ”CERTAINLY, HONEY,” said Nasrudin, ”I WILL. LOVE YOU ALWAYS – EVEN THOUGH I WILL PROBABLY NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN.”
8. Mulla Nasrudin complained to the health department about his brothers.
   ”I have got six brothers,” he said. ”We all live in one room. They have too many pets. One has twelve monkeys and another has twelve dogs. There’s no air in the room and it’s terrible! You have got to do something about it.”
   ”Have you got windows?” asked the man at the health department.
   ”Yes,” said the Mulla.
   ”Why don’t you open them?” he suggested.
   ”WHAT?” yelled Nasrudin, ”AND LOSE ALL MY PIGEONS?”
9. ”And are mine the only lips, Mulla, you have kissed?” asked a beautiful lady.
   ”YES,” said Nasrudin, ”AND THEY ARE THE SWEETEST OF ALL.”
10. ”And are mine the only lips, Mulla, you have kissed?” asked she.
    ”YES,” said Nasrudin, ”AND THEY ARE THE SWEETEST OF ALL.”

           ”MY DEAR, I HAD ACCEPTED HIM THE NIGHT BEFORE.”

     11. ”What do you want with your old letters?” the girl asked her ex-boyfriend, Mulla Nasrudin. ”I have given you back your ring. Do you think I am                  going to use your letters to sue you or something?”
           ”OH, NO,” said Nasrudin, ”IT’S NOT THAT. I PAID A FELLOW TWENTY-FIVE THANKAS TO WRITE THEM FOR ME AND I MAY WANT TO                USE THEM OVER AGAIN.”

     12. ”What’s the best way to teach a girl to swim?” a friend asked Mulla Nasrudin. ”First you put your left arm around her waist,” said the Mulla.                        ”Then you gently take her left hand and…” ”She’s my sister,” interrupted the friend.
            ”OH, THEN PUSH HER OFF THE DOCK,” said Nasrudin.

     13. ”There just is not any justice in this world,” said Mulla Nasrudin to a friend. ”I used to be a 97-pound weakling, and whenever I went to the beach               with my girl, this big 197-pound bully came over and kicked sand in my face. I decided to do something about it, so I took a weight-lifting course               and after a while I weighed 197 pounds.”
            ”So what happened?” his friend asked.
            ”WELL, AFTER THAT,” said Nasrudin, ”WHENEVER I WENT TO THE BEACH WITH MY GIRL, A 257-POUND BULLY KICKED SAND IN MY                FACE.”

    14. Mulla Nasrudin finally spoke to his girlfriend’s father about marrying his daughter.
          ”It’s a mere formality, I know,” said the Mulla, ”but we thought you would be pleased if I asked.”
           ”And where did you get the idea,” her father asked, ”that asking my consent to the marriage was a mere formality?”
           ”NATURALLY, FROM YOUR WIFE, SIR,” said Nasrudin.

     15. Mulla Nasrudin, hard of hearing, went to the doctor.
           ”Do you smoke?”
           ”Yes.”
           ”Much?”
           ”Sure, all the time.”
          ”Drink?”
          ”Yes, just about anything at all. Any time, too.”
          ”What about late hours? And girls, do you chase them?”
          ”Sure thing; I live it up whenever I get the chance.” ”Well, you will have to cut out all that.”
          ”JUST TO HEAR BETTER? NO THANKS,” said Nasrudin, as he walked out of the doctor’s office.

Hope, you all have enjoyed the jokes on a lighter note. Thank you and Jai Shri Hari…