Swamiji – Mulla Jokes Part-II

Sastang Dandavat at your lotus feet Swamiji. Your physical body was looking very tired in the Nav Durga Sadhana yagna streaming (or my internet speed was not enough to render your appearance correctly😜😜). Your punches were really awesome like the scorching summer. I would like to congratulate all of them who completed this Nav Durga Sadhana at the Ashram or otherwise. About me, I am busy in taking care your baby Swamiji and that is more than any other Sadhana for me (in fact for me, Sanghamitra and Sahil) right now. Now Samil is strong enough to kick the pillow out of the bed and is attempting daredevil acrobats making our task even more challenging 😜.

After all the hard work, you might need to relax a bit and we all pray for your good physical health Swamiji. In that context, I am presenting some witty replies to Mulla Nasruddin which perhaps you would have given on a lighter note to offer some curves of the right kind 😂. This is my Sadhana🙏🙏🙏. I have sincerely tried not to offend anyone or anybody’s sentiments. If I have done so un-intentionally, please forgive me. My special thanks to Suchali ji, for her beautiful comment on my last Mulla-Swamiji Jokes wishing me to become a Standup comedian. Let’s see what happens in this part…

1. Mulla: Swamiji, my house is on fire. That’s why I came to you running. What should I do🤔?

Swamiji: Mulla ji, you must try to douse the fire if it is not raging dangerously and save your valuables as soon as possible.

Mulla: But Swamiji, will your advice be the same if I say that my wife is also inside the house?

Swamiji (after some deep thought): SEE MULLA JI, SOME FIGHTS ARE FOUGHT ALONE AND AT THOSE JUNCTURES DRS (DECISION REVIEW SYSTEM) DOESNOT WORK! IT IS YOUR OWN CALL MATE, I AM UNABLE TO COMPLY😂😂😂!!!

2. Mulla: Swamiji, my donkey has gone missing. Can you tell me where is it through your Sadhana as you can see a lot of things?

Swamiji (pointing to his right side): Mulla the donkey is over there.

Mulla: But Swamiji, what the heck; how on earth is the donkey sitting here🤔?

Swamiji: MUULA JI, YOUR DONKEY CAME TO ME THIS MORNING. LIKE YOU IT ALSO ASKED ME THE SAME QUESTION, “SWAMIJI, THE DONKEY WITH WHOM I WORK, HAS GONE MISSING CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE IS HE USING YOUR SADHANA?” I TOLD IT TO SIT DOWN AS YOU WOULD BE COMING AROUND AFTERNOON WHICH I SAW THROUGH MY SADHANA🤣🤣🤣!!!

3. Mulla: Swamiji, now-a-days people are not at all listening to the suggestions which are good for them. Instead, if you tell them how to harm themselves, they are following the same very keenly. What to do Swamiji?

Swamiji: MULLA JI, IT’S PRETTY SIMPLE. TELL THEM TO INVEST THEIR MONEY IN SHARE MARKET. IF THEY GAIN, THEY WILL PRAISE YOU. IF THEY GO BUST JUST TELL THEM THIS IS A BIG REALIZATION FOR THEM AS THEY ARE NOT FOLLOWING WHAT THEY SHOUL BE. IN BOTH THE CASES, SHARE MARKET WILL GIVE YOU GOOD RETURN MULLA JI. GUDDAY PAL🤣!

4. Mulla: Swamiji, could you please explain the difference between a ‘Devotee’ and a ‘Follower’?

Swamiji: MULLA JI, THE DIFFERENCE IS IN THE NAME ITSELF. LET’S ANALYZE. A ‘DEVOTEE’ WILL NEVER VOTE AGAINST YOU AS HE IS A ‘DE-VOTE-E’ WHERE AS A ‘FOLLOWER’ MAY MAKE YOU ‘FALL-LOWER’ IF YOU DO NOT MEET HIS / HER EXPECTATION BY HITTING AN ‘UNFOLLOW’ OR ‘DISLIKE’ BUTTON ON SOCIAL MEDIA. I HOPE, I HAVE CLARIFIED YOUR DOUBT MULLA JI. PLEASE FOLLOW ME IF YOU LIKE!!!

5. Mulla: Swamiji, I have a question troubling me since a very long time. Why did you not get married?

Swamiji (with his tread mark smile): MULLA JI, THIS IS BECAUSE FOOLISH PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKE AND LEARN FROM THEM WHILE, WISE PEOPLE 😇LEARN FROM OTHERS’ MISTAKES😇.

Thank you all for your time and patience. Jai Shri Hari…

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