The Amazing Mulla Jokes (Part-V)

Dandavat Pranam at your lotus feet Prabhu ji.

Today I would like to share the next part of our famous Mulla Nasruddin jokes.

• A father was bragging about his daughter who had studied painting in Paris.
  ”This is the sunset my daughter painted,” he said to Mulla Nasrudin. ”She studied painting abroad, you know.”
  ”THAT ACCOUNTS FOR IT,” said Nasrudin. ”I NEVER SAW A SUNSET LIKE THAT IN THIS COUNTRY.”

• Mulla Nasrudin and one of his friends rented a boat and went fishing. In a remote part of the like
  they found a spot where the fish were really biting.
  ”We’d better mark this spot so we can come back tomorrow,” said the Mulla.
  ”O.K., I’ll do it,” replied his friend.
  When they got back to the dock, the Mulla asked, ”Did you mark that spot?”
  ”Sure,” said the second, ”I put a chalk mark on the side of the boat.”
  ”YOU NITWIT,” said Nasrudin. ”HOW DO YOU KNOW WE WILL GET THE SAME BOAT TOMORROW?”

• One evening when a banquet was all set to begin, the chairman realized that no minister was present
  to return thanks. He turned to Mulla Nasrudin, the main speaker and said, ”Sir, since there is no
  minister here, will you ask the blessing, please?”
  Mulla Nasrudin stood up, bowed his head, and with deep feeling said, ”THERE BEING NO
  MINISTER PRESENT, LET US THANK GOD.”

• ”Have I not shaved you before, Sir?” the barber asked Mulla Nasrudin.
  ”NO,” said Nasrudin, ”I GOT THAT SCAR DURING THE CIVIL WAR AT HOME.”

• Mulla Nasrudin who was reeling drunk was getting into his automobile when a policeman came up and asked
  ”You’re not going to drive that car, are you?”
  ”CERTAINLY I AM GOING TO DRIVE,” said Nasrudin. ”ANYBODY CAN SEE I AM IN NO
  CONDITION TO WALK.”

• Mulla Nasrudin and his wife on a safari cornered a lion. But the lion fooled them; instead of standing
  his ground and fighting, the lion took to his heels and escaped into the underbush.
  Mulla Nasrudin terrified very much, was finally asked to stammer out to his wife, ”YOU GO AHEAD
  AND SEE WHERE THE LION HAS GONE, AND I WILL TRACE BACK AND SEE WHERE HE CAME FROM.”

• Mulla Nasrudin and a friend were chatting at a bar.
  ”Do you have the same trouble with your wife that I have with mine?” asked the Mulla.
  ”What trouble?”
  ”Why, money trouble. She keeps nagging me for money, money, money, and then more money,” said the Mulla.
  ”What does she want with all the money you give her? What does she do with it?”
  ”I DON’T KNOW,” said Nasrudin. ”I NEVER GIVE HER ANY.”

• Mulla Nasrudin’s weekend guest was being driven to the station by the family chauffeur.
  ”I hope you won’t let me miss my train,” he said.
  ”NO, SIR,” said the chauffeur. ”THE MULLA SAID IF I DID, I’D LOSE MY JOB.”

• Mulla Nasrudin: ”My wife has a chronic habit of sitting up every night until two and three o’clock in
  the morning and I can’t break her of it.”
  Sympathetic friend: ”Why does she sit up that late?”
  Nasrudin: ”WAITING FOR ME TO COME HOME.”

• ”Mulla, did your father leave much money when he died?”
  ”NO,” said Mulla Nasrudin, ”NOT A CENT. IT WAS THIS WAY. HE LOST HIS HEALTH GETTING
  WEALTHY, THEN HE LOST HIS WEALTH TRYING TO GET HEALTHY.” – (Note: this joke is inspired by one of the Swamiji’s statements)

• Mulla Nasrudin, a mental patient, was chatting with the new superintendent at the state hospital.
  ”We like you a lot better than we did the last doctor,” he said.
  The new superintendent was obviously pleased. ”And would you mind telling me why?” he asked.
  ”OH, SOMEHOW YOU JUST SEEM SO MUCH MORE LIKE ONE OF US,” said Nasrudin.

• Mulla Nasrudin: ”How much did you pay for that weird-looking hat?”
  Wife: ”It was on sale, and I got it for a song.”
  Nasrudin ”WELL, IF I HADN’T HEARD YOU SING. I’D SWEAR YOU HAD BEEN CHEATED.”

• Mulla Nasrudin was tired, weary, bored. He called for his limousine, got in and said to the chauffeur:
  ”JAMES. DRIVE FULL SPEED OVER THE CLIFF. I HAVE DECIDED TO COMMIT SUICIDE.”

Thank you very much to all the readers for making this Mulla Joke series a hit!

Jai Shri Hari…