The Amazing Mulla Nasruddin Jokes – Part IV

Sastang Pranam at your lotus feet oh Swamiji. Today I am sharing Part-IV of Mulla Nasruddin Jokes. Please read, laugh and enjoy!

• Mulla Nasrudin had finished his political speech and answering questions.
  ”One question, Sir, if I may,” said a man down front you ever drink alcoholic beverages?”
  ”BEFORE I ANSWER THAT,” said Nasrudin, ”I’D LIKE TO KNOW IF IT’S IN THE NATURE OF AN
  INQUIRY OR AN INVITATION.😂”

• Mulla Nasrudin’s wife was always after him to stop drinking. This time, she waved a newspaper in
  his face and said, ”Here is another powerful temperance moral.
  ’Young Wilson got into a boat and shoved out into the river, and as he was intoxicated, he upset the
  boat, fell into the river and was drowned.’ See, that’s the way it is, if he had not drunk whisky he
  would not have lost his life.”
  ”Let me see,” said the Mulla. ”He fell into the river, didn’t he?”
  ”That’s right,” his wife said.
  ”He didn’t die until he fell in, is that right? ” he asked.
  ”That’s true,” his wife said.
  ”THEN IT WAS THE WATER THAT KILLED HIM,” said Nasrudin, ”NOT WHISKY.😂”

• Mulla Nasrudin stormed into the Postmaster General’s office and shouted, ”I am being pestered by
  threatening letters, and I want somebody to do something about it.”
  ”I am sure we can help,” said the Postmaster General. ”That’s a federal offence. Do you have any
  idea who is sending you these letters?”
  ”I CERTAINLY DO,” said Nasrudin. ”IT’S THOSE INCOME TAX PEOPLE.🤣🤣”

• ”My wife talks to herself,” the friend told Mulla Nasrudin.
  ”SO DOES MINE,” said the Mulla, ”BUT SHE DOESN’T REALISE IT. SHE THINKS I AM LISTENING.🤣”

• A preacher approached Mulla Nasrudin lying in the gutter.
  ”And so,” he asked, ”this is the work of whisky, isn’t it?”
  ”NO,” said Nasrudin. ”THIS IS THE WORK OF A BANANA PEEL, SIR.🤣”

• ”It is being rumoured around town,” a friend said to Mulla Nasrudin, ”that you and your wife are not
  getting along too well. Is there anything to it?”
  ”NONSENSE,” said Nasrudin. ”WE DID HAVE A FEW WORDS AND SHE LEFT FOR HER MOTHER’S PLACE. BUT THAT’S AS
  FAR AS IT WENT.🤣”

• The word had passed around that Mulla Nasrudin’s wife had left him. While the news was still fresh,
  an old friend ran into him.
  ”I have just heard the bad news that your wife has left you,” said the old friend. ”I suppose you go
  home every night now and drown your sorrow in drink?”
  ”No, I have found that to be impossible,” said the Mulla.
  ”Why is that?” asked his friend ”No drink?”
  ”NO,” said Nasrudin, ”NO SORROW.🤣”

• After the speech Mulla Nasrudin shook hands with the speaker and said he never had a more enjoyable evening.
  ”You found my remarks interesting, I trust,” said the speaker.
  ”NOT EXACTLY,” said Nasrudin, ”BUT YOU DID CURE MY INSOMNIA AND I HAD THE DEEPEST SLEEP.🤣🤣🤣”

• Mulla Nasrudin who had worked hard on his speech was introduced and given his place at the microphone.
  He stood there for half a minute completely speechless and then said, ”The human mind is the most
  wonderful device in the world. It starts working the instant you are born and never stops working
  night or day for your entire life – UNTIL THE MOMENT YOU STAND UP TO DELIVER A SPEECH.🤣”

• Mulla Nasrudin’s wife was a candidate for the state legislature And this was the last day of campaigning.
  ”My, I am tired,” said Mulla Nasrudin as they returned to their house after the whole day’s work. ”I
  am almost ready to drop.”
  ”You tired!” cried his wife. ”I am the one to be tired. I made fourteen speeches today.”
  ”I KNOW,” said Nasrudin, ”BUT I HAD TO LISTEN TO THEM.🤣”

• ”Mulla, you look sad,” said a friend. ”What is the matter?”
  ”I had an argument with my wife,” said the Mulla ”and she swore she would not talk to me for 30 days.”
  ”Well, you should be very happy,” said the first.
  ”HAPPY?” said Mulla Nasrudin. ”THIS IS THE 30TH DAY.🤣🤣🤣”

• Mulla Nasrudin was sitting in a station smoking, when a woman came in, and sitting beside him,
  remarked: ”Sir, if you were a gentleman, you would not smoke here!”
  ”Mam,” said the Mulla, ”if ye was a lady ye’d sit farther away.”
  Pretty soon the woman burst out again:
  ”If you were my husband, I’d given you poison!”
  ”WELL, MAM,” returned Nasrudin, as he puffed away at his pipe, ”IF YOU WERE ME WIFE, I’D TAKE IT.🤣🤣🤣”

• Somebody asked Mulla Nasrudin why he lived on the top floor, in his small, dusty old rooms, and suggested that he move.
  ”NO,” said Nasrudin, ”NO, I SHALL ALWAYS LIVE ON THE TOP FLOOR. IT IS THE ONLY PLACE
  WHERE GOD ALONE IS ABOVE ME.” Then after a pause, ”HE’S BUSY – BUT HE’S QUIET.🤣”

• The richest man and most miserly man of the town fell into the river.
  He was rescued by Mulla Nasrudin. The fellow asked the Mulla how he could reward him.
  ”The best way, Sir,” said Nasrudin. ”is to say nothing about it. IF THE OTHER FELLOWS KNEW I’D
  PULLED YOU OUT, THEY’D CHUCK ME IN.🤣🤣”

• Mulla Nasrudin’s wife limped past the teahouse.
  ”There goes a woman who is willing to suffer for her beliefs,” said the Mulla to his friends there.
  ”Why, what belief is that?” asked someone.
  ”OH, SHE BELIEVES SHE CAN WEAR A NUMBER FOUR SHOE ON A NUMBER SIX FOOT,” said Nasrudin🤣.

Thank you all. You have been a wonderful audience. Jai Shri Hari…