When I Invented My Long Lost Cousin

 Stealing or choree is taking something owned by someone without their knowledge or permission.

What if the theif is in your own house?

Yesterday in discussion with a post middle age and early old age woman she revealed that she gives her husband s 3 piece suit lengths to her driver)/ Gardner or guard and tells them to run away with the possessions .

She said the husband has kept gifted things for years and will never use them but doesn’t want to part with them for being possessive and miser. So she does the needful when he has gone for a walk(at times being caught unaware when Sahab opened car boot to keep his luggage and saw his gray colour raymond suitlength gifted 8 years back in a nephews wedding kept there).

Talking to her reminded me of my father in law bringing different shapes pastas, spaghetti,macronis of 2 kgs each gifted to him by a client who has manufacturing unit of it.

I always knew our house hold eating habits don’t need so much and immideately gave one of the macroni packet to house cleaning staff for his kids tiffin need and told him to take it quietly without anyone s knowledge if he dint want me to be framed under Ghar Lutaaana charges.

With in half an hour my father in law checked where i had stored the pastas and found 1 big pack missing! I was white and said maybe u counted wrong ( which was not taken as said).

Another Co Sevaite freind gave her home Karaee( pan) to a poor patient for cooking porridge without informing her mother in law who would have never parted with not being used 15 year old priced possession! When mother in law kept searching and asking where is the karaee she laughed and felt scared inside acting to assist the mother in law in search operation.

As they say chor chor mausere bhaee( robbers and theifs r first maternal cousins! ) I invented my first cousin too!

R u also part of our cousins bregade family os.me?